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Ho ho, blasted ho. I quit

Post by thefiggis » Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:42 pm

Look what he's done to me. I mean, just LOOK r;[

All I said, right, was some mild off-the-cuff remark about its coming up for the Season of Goodwill and wouldn't it be nice to have at least a sight of my jelly bean back pay, no pressure, thank you very much, and what do I get? Stealth Santa-ed. that's what.

I mean, look at it. I'm starting up a Mods Union and see about this sort of flagrant abuse.

I'll get him sorted out, you mark my words. All a chap does is ask for what's his and what happens? He gets humiliated, that's what. In my day it'd be pistols at dawn, I can tell you that much. Spose I'd best dress the dog up with a set of comedy antlers to complete the effect...


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Post by Pete01 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:53 pm

thefiggis wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:42 pm
Look what he's done to me. I mean, just LOOK r;[

All I said, right, was some mild off-the-cuff remark about its coming up for the Season of Goodwill and wouldn't it be nice to have at least a sight of my jelly bean back pay, no pressure, thank you very much, and what do I get? Stealth Santa-ed. that's what.

I mean, look at it. I'm starting up a Mods Union and see about this sort of flagrant abuse.

I'll get him sorted out, you mark my words. All a chap does is ask for what's his and what happens? He gets humiliated, that's what. In my day it'd be pistols at dawn, I can tell you that much. Spose I'd best dress the dog up with a set of comedy antlers to complete the effect...
Damn those Ho's! =))

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Re: Ho ho, blasted ho. I quit

Post by Bootneck45RM » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:06 pm

Could have been worse, could have spelt santa wrong, and you'd have ended up with a picture with horns, trident and tail; come to think of it .........
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Post by oldartefact » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:07 pm

The only thing that's inaccurate is the hat!!! ho ho ho blooming ho ho ho !
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Post by Bradrick » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:18 pm

Only a matter of time until you say "during the war" uncle! :))
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Post by thefiggis » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:11 pm

Exactly, Brad. There must've been all sorts of handsome, dashing people dressed as Santa performing a variety of heroic acts he could have chosen from (though none come to mind at the minute, to be fair) and who does he choose? Uncle flamin Albert! With teefs!

Not happy, and expecting a ransom note for additional jelly beans any minute now, but not even a single one, not even a green one, will pass from these halls. No, sir.
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Re: Ho ho, blasted ho. I quit

Post by lonecoiler » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:24 pm

Jenkins is having a great laugh showing the rest of the staff your new avatar. :;@
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Post by Bradrick » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:32 pm

thefiggis wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:11 pm
Exactly, Brad. There must've been all sorts of handsome, dashing people dressed as Santa performing a variety of heroic acts he could have chosen from (though none come to mind at the minute, to be fair) and who does he choose? Uncle flamin Albert! With teefs!

Not happy, and expecting a ransom note for additional jelly beans any minute now, but not even a single one, not even a green one, will pass from these halls. No, sir.
Wellll, you know what they say unc... power corrupts. Look on the bright side. Unlike a dog, an avatar IS only for Christmas. ::g
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Post by Oxgirl36 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:43 pm

I’m keeping out of this - I value my avatar s;..
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Post by Bargeman » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:44 pm

Oxgirl36 wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:43 pm
I’m keeping out of this - I value my avatar s;..
So says one of Santa's little helpers :D




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Post by thefiggis » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:27 pm

Bradrick wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:32 pm
Look on the bright side. Unlike a dog, an avatar IS only for Christmas. ::g
Says who? This could go on indefinitely or until the ransom is payed, whichever is the shorter. My money's on indefinitely. :)
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I’m keeping out of this - I value my avatar s;..
Ho yus? And what exactly makes you think you're safe? Nobody is safe - you'll see.

EDIT:

See! Didn't take long, did it? =))
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Post by Oxgirl36 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:28 pm

thefiggis wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:27 pm

Oxgirl36 wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:43 pm
I’m keeping out of this - I value my avatar s;..
Ho yus? And what exactly makes you think you're safe? Nobody is safe - you'll see.
I see I wasn’t x;

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Post by Ladybird66 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:04 pm

OK Who been at the Brandy Balls ? Sneaking around the tree looking for Whiskey flavoured jelly beans ?

I detect a hint of Xmas madness coming on ::g

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Post by Incognito » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:18 pm

A fine figgery that is, worth a few jellybeans in backpay I would say, I'm sure they will be discounted from the amount due ::g

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Post by thefiggis » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:45 pm

For some strange reason I can't rid my head of the image of mrix as the Christmas Fairy x;
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Post by fred » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:59 pm

thefiggis wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:45 pm
For some strange reason I can't rid my head of the image of mrix as the Christmas Fairy x;

Or perhaps the view of Rudolph that Santa sees when driving the sledge? ::g I presume that 'civilians' are excluded from this administrative tomfoolery! :D
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Post by thefiggis » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:07 pm

fred wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:59 pm
thefiggis wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:45 pm
For some strange reason I can't rid my head of the image of mrix as the Christmas Fairy x;

Or perhaps the view of Rudolph that Santa sees when driving the sledge?
Put that way, maybe I got off lightly ::g
fred wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:59 pm
I presume that 'civilians' are excluded from this administrative tomfoolery! :D
I refer my Right Honourable Friend to my previous answer:
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Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:27 pm
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Post by Blackadder43 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:10 pm

fred wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:59 pm
thefiggis wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:45 pm
For some strange reason I can't rid my head of the image of mrix as the Christmas Fairy x;

Or perhaps the view of Rudolph that Santa sees when driving the sledge? ::g I presume that 'civilians' are excluded from this administrative tomfoolery! :D
Anyone can change their own Avatar Fred ::g .....So long as they are not animated (flashing, moving etc) and are decent and not rude then change away...

I just felt in a mischevious mood today and pressed some new buttons :D
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Post by Bradrick » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:17 pm

Blackadder43 wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:10 pm


I just felt in a mischevious mood today and pressed some new buttons :D

Except your own I notice dear sir! B-)
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Post by Blackadder43 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:18 pm

Bradrick wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:17 pm
Blackadder43 wrote: ↑
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I just felt in a mischevious mood today and pressed some new buttons :D

Except your own I notice dear sir! B-)
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Post by thefiggis » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:26 pm

Here y'go, sweetheart:
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Post by Bradrick » Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:08 pm

Blackadder43 wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:18 pm

Perks my good man
And i havent found anything handsome enough to represent my true Beauty :-*
Or something like this?

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Post by BlackBridgeBoy » Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:19 pm

thefiggis wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:26 pm
Here y'go, sweetheart:

You shouldn't do that... if the wind changes, you'll stay like that!
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Re: Ho ho, blasted ho. I quit

Post by bob79 » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:02 pm

Blackadder seems to have turned into Mr Bean :D
Sweepstick47 seems to be keeping a low profile.

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Post by thefiggis » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:41 pm

A snake belly dancing under a puddle wouldn't be low enough, Bob.

He's a marked man ::g
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Post by T.j » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:24 pm

Lol,

I'm a moderator on a large game forum and we have been known to mess with each others avatars on occasion.

We go down the festive route each year as well.

It creates a good bond between the mods and the users where it humanises us a bit.

My current avatar on there.


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I may be the main instigator though.

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Post by thefiggis » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:25 pm

T.j wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:24 pm
It creates a good bond between the mods
Not as good as fair dibs at the JBs would achieve :D
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Post by Bradrick » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:28 pm

T.j wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:24 pm

It creates a good bond between the mods and the users where it humanises us a bit.
You are, of course, assuming that the Mods are human! s;.. d;
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Post by bob79 » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:04 pm

Oh no, Sweepstick47 hasn't escaped the Christmas avatar jolly japes, he seems to have morphed into a version of Dopey x;

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Post by Oxgirl36 » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:44 pm

T.j wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:24 pm
Lol,

I'm a moderator on a large game forum and we have been known to mess with each others avatars on occasion.

We go down the festive route each year as well.

It creates a good bond between the mods and the users where it humanises us a bit.

My current avatar on there.


Image

I may be the main instigator though.
You need an avatar on here too :D
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